Fall Fashion

No. This can't be true. I must be dreaming. How the %#$* is it already time? Your alarm is ringing, and you reach out of your cozy covers to turn it off. As soon as your hand breaks through the air, its frozen. It has to be falling off right? How long does it take to get hypothermia? Two seconds with my arm out of the covers? Definitely. We've all been there, and some of us (the weaker majority) stay there for quite awhile before getting the courage to get ALL the way out of the bed. From this very first instant you think to yourself, "What in the world can I wear today? Do I have a marshmallow suit to burrito up in or do I freeze to death before I make a fashion fool of myself?" By this time, you've likely spent more time in bed than planned for and now only have twenty minutes to shower, get ready, AND pick out your clothes. Then again, you have to account for the extra five minutes you're about to spend under the hot water in the shower and in the steamy bathroom before your deadly walk to the closet.